kanda yuu
anime crazed
Posts : 257
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 28
Location : somewhere on a hateful place in one of the most depressing areas on earth
Humor : i hate what i hate! you got an issue with that?!
 |  Subject: Kanda and Jusenkyo (dgm and ranma 1/2 crossover)  Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:50 pm | |
| well, this is kanda's point of view...
I, Kanda Yuu, was not having a good day. I had been sent to a place called Jusenkyo in China because Komui heard about strange things happening there and suspected Innocence was the cause. But the only akuma there (which was a level 1 a.k.a. pathetically weak) managed to push me into a certain spring, which happened to be the grave of a certain waterfowl. Now, after joining the ranks of the Terminally Shor-wait, wrong story. After joining the ranks of the Jusenkyo cursed, and returning 'home', I decided I officially hated my job. Or at least the people I worked with. Especially a certain Bookworm-in-training (lavi)…
"Yuu-chan! How was your mission? Did you get the Innocence?"
"There was no Innocence, and a single level 1 akuma. The mission was a waste of time. And I thought I told you not to call me Yuu-chan!"
"Sorry, Yuu-chan!" At that moment, Moyashi (allen) walked in holding a glass of water.
"Hey! I thought you might be thirsty after just getting back from your missio-" Stupid uncoordinated Moyashi. I guess the Jusenkyo guide was right about me being a water magnet, as the glass of water flew right towards me, missing Usagi (lavi) completely.
SPLASH
"Quack!" (Hey!)
"What the… Allen! Yuu-chan turned into a duck!"
"Quack quack, quack quack quack!" (Yes, I turned into a duck; now get me some hot water!)
After I managed to get some hot water, Komui called me to his office. Luckily, he was awake when I got there.
"Ah, Kanda! Good to see you! So, how did your mission go?"
"It was a waste of time. There was only one level one akuma and no Innocence."
"Are you sure? That's too bad." Then I noticed there was a glass of water precariously perched on a pile of paperwork. It was slipping towards me.
This could be bad… SPLASH "Quack!"
"Ooh! That's an interesting reaction! I'll need to research this…"
"Quack…" (Uh oh…)
And so the story ends with Komui chasing me around his office wielding sharp pointy research tools of death.
well,
moyashi means bean sprout. kanda calls allen bean sprout. though kanda proposed that he will remember allen's name if allen will not die within one month after joining the black order, kanda still calls allen as moyashi making allen refer kanda as retarded.
usagi means rabbit. since japanese language has issues in pronouncing the letter L, Lavi's name, which starts with L was read in japanese as "Rabi".rabi sounds like the typo or slang of "rabbit". that is the most probable reason why kanda calls lavi as usagi.
plot sucks..... anyway, its a fruit of boredom | |
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